Pinoy Dictionary 2012

My friend posted this on his facebook and it made me laugh big time… So im now re-posting it here using my mobile phone so i hope that spacing and aligning here is ok :)

TO WAITER
-Isang uri ng social network site na pwede kang magfollow at mag-to wait.

SURVEY TEST
-Yung tagalog ng ICE CREAM.

TIMELINE
-Malungkot o walang sigla.. “Bakit ang TIMELINE mo?”

I SCREAM
-eto yung tinatawag nilang sorbetes.

FOLLOWED
-Ang sasabihin mo sa tindera ng load.

FEARFUL
-ung isa pang tawag sa color violet.

KOREAN TEA
-Yan yung nawawala pag nag- brown out.

A TRUST
-yung lalakad ng pabalik at kabaliktaran ng abante.

MAKE DOUGH
-Kalaban ng Jollibee.

LAUGH IS
-Yan yung ginagamit pang sulat.

TWO WHILE YEAH
-Yung ginagamit after maligo.

SICK RATE
-Mga bagay na hindi mo maaring sabihin sa iba.

SI BEN 11
-yung convenience store kung san ka bumibili ng slurpee.

SHE FEEL YOU
-Yan yung gamit mo pangtotoothbrush.

PERSUADING
-Ito yung unang kasal.

VAIN TEA
-Yan ang presyo ng Cornetto.

GRABE TEH!
-Is the force that causes two particles to pull towards each other.

LOW FEET
-Sinasabi kapag nakakita ng astig na pangyayari o bagay. Ang Low Feet!

DEDUCT
-Ang Pato.

CHECK IN
-Kadalasang ginagawang adobo at afritada. English term ng Manok.

DUE CARE
-Kalaban ni Batman.

SHE KISS
-Dyan makakabili ng pizza. Kalaban ng Pizza Hut.

DEPRESS
-Yan yung English term ng “Ang Pari”.

HAVE A
-Yan yung sinasabi kapag maganda at benta yung joke.

MALICIOUS
-Yung mali yung nasuot mong sapatos.

MY DOLL
-Yan yung tinatanggap ng mga matatalinong mag-aaral.

THE VALUE
-Yung susunod sa letrang “V”.

CALL THERE OH!
-Yung gamit sa pagluluto ng kanin.

LOVE BEEN THERE
-Favorite color ko. Light color ng violet

STD
-Yung hindi ka gagalaw.

FAUCET
-Isang uri ng lamang dagat na may galamay.

IN SEX
-Example nito ay ants, bees, bugs etc

SHE CAN
-English term ng manok.

CITY
-Ito ay bago mag-Otsu. City.

A LIE
-Sinasabi ng mga Chinese kapag nasasaktan.

LOVING A NAME
-Yan yung kasunod sa Labinlima.

TO WAIT
-tunog na nililikha ng ibon. To wait, to wait.

INNER ROW
-Yan yung kasunod ng Pebrerow, Marsow, Abril, Mayow.

THE EGG
-Kapag mag magaling siya sa iyo. The Egg ka niya.

CONTEMPLATE
-Kapag hindi ganun karami ang mga plato sa kusina niyo. Contemplate.

COCONUT
-Yan ang mangyayari sa chicharong nakabukas ng matagal.

EFFORT
-Dito lumalapag ang airplane.

COPY PASTE BOOK

-Kapag sobra ka sa pagpeFACEBOOK, sasabihin sayo ng nanay mo “Itigil mo na nga yang Copy Paste Book Mo!”

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